The majority of the experts have a potential Florida-Texas matchup in the National Title Game, with one of the exceptions being Lou Holtz, who thinks Florida will play Notre Dame in the title game. Lou Holtz should be the real-life verison of the Lucky Charms leprechaun instead of an In-Studio Analyst. He would actually sound alot more intelligent on telling us how the yellow moons have more flavor than the purple horseshoes, than giving us the reasoning of The Irish in the title game.
Here is a fans opinion on the upcoming season:
The Three Amigos: So let me get this straight. I have the reigning Heismann winner, Oklahoma QB Sam Bradford coming back? Wait? Theres more? Oh, I have the former 2007 Heismann winner coming back as well in Florida's Tim Tebow? That has never happened ever. And to top it all off. Alot of experts have neither winning the Heisman this season! Thats right....... this might be the season Texas QB Colt Mccoy does not take the gaspipe frm the voters. After putting up amazing stats last year, and beating Bradford heads up, Mccoy got shafted by the Polls, then by the Heisman voters. Well, Mccoy has the most weapons around him back for one more go-round.
I just wished these three players had a chance to play one another, Round Robin style.
The Dirty Dozen:
These are the only schools that I think could wind up winning the National Title if everything breaks right for them. Most of these schools do indeed wind up playing one another.
Florida, Oklahoma, Texas, Oklahoma St., Alabama, LSU, Mississippi, Oregon, Penn St., California, Virginia Tech, TCU.
Yes, thats right, TCU over USC. Why you ask? Well, besides the Trojans losing most of their defense to Day 1 of the NFL Draft, YOU HAVE A TRUE FRESHMAN QB STARTING FROM DAY 1! Ohio St. fans will tell you the false hope of having a top Frosh QB coming in to win it all. Now granted, USC recruiting and player roster is like a cloning facility from the Star Wars movies, but lets put it this way, if you were a guy, and an 18 year old cheerleader from your local high school offered to perform a fallace act on you, do you actually think its actually going to be the #1 of your lifetime? Uh... wait a sec... dont answer that.......
The players vying for the last possible seat in New York with the Big Three:
Jahvid Best RB Cal- the most explosive RB in the nation.
Dez Bryant WR Oklahoma St.- A physical WR freak. Has the big Prime-Time game exposure against Oklahoma and Texas as well.
Jonathan Dwyer RB Georgia Tech- An NFL-ready machine. 6'0, 235 pounds.
Jevan Snead QB Mississippi- Could be the "Harrell" of the Heisman Race this season with big games against Bama and LSU.
Arrelious Benn WR Illinois- No disrespect to Julio Jones, but this guy is just as talented, but will get more touches with the ball. Plus, Illinois is a shoe-in for the Over every week with your loyal, local bookie!
Terrelle Pryor QB Ohio St.- The absolute Wild Card. He plays for one of the High Profile schools, will get plenty of national coverage with the USC, Penn St, Iowa, and Michigan games, and will put up stats in a fairly weak Conference.
Heisman Voting: 1. Tebow 2. Mccoy 3. Bradford 4. Bryant 5. Best
The ten games you cannot miss on TV this season:
10. USC-Notre Dame- This is only on the list, because I did want to show the Trojan Community some love. USC's 4th string team can beat Notre Dame by two touchdowns. Lou Holtz is jumping off the Bristol roof after this shellacking.
9. California-Oregon- This is the game that will decide the Pac-10 this season, not any USC game. Plus, these two teams also play an entertaining game.
8. Florida-LSU- The Gators just went Ike Turner on the Tigers last year. Think LSU has had revenge on their minds all year long?
7. Utah-TCU- Why is this here???? Because this is probaly going to be the game that decides who is going to shock a major powerhouse outta nowhere in a BCS Bowl. Besides, watch TCU's defense, they attack an offense like Oprah attacks a choclate cake.
6. Ohio St-Penn St.- Winner goes to the Rose Bowl and plays the Cal-Oregon winner. Will be on Prime Time TV, and usually a good, solid X's and O's football game. Expect for a change, a low scoring thriller.
5. Notre Dame-Michigan- As sad as it is that Lou Holtz has The Irish winning it all, it is not even close to how sad Michigan Football is now under Rich Rodriguez. This is in the Top 5 because I just want to see Rodriguez's face and excuses at the Post Game Press Conference when Notre Dame slamdances on their heads.
4. Alabama-Mississippi- Here is where we see if Ole Miss is fact or fiction. Snead can actually win alot of Heisman votes if he shreads this tough defense. The winner basically plays an elimination game with LSU to determine who gets waxed in the SEC Championship by Florida.
3, 2, and 1. The Texas-Oklahoma-Oklahoma St. Round Robin- This was easy as pie, or takes the cake? Which one is it again George Carlin? Basically, the survivor of these three games, gets to rip out the heart of the Big 12 North Champ in the Title game like the villain from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, and plays for the National Title. Vegas is salivating to get these games on the board, HIGHHHHHHH VOLUME!!!!!!!
Speaking of Vegas......
The Five Teams Vegas is dreading trying to predict an Over/Under for:
Oklahoma, Oklahoma St, BYU, Oregon, and Boise St. And just a hint, Oregon-Boise St is 64 currently, and BYU-Oklahoma is 68...... I might be putting a second mortage on my house to bet these Overs as we speak.......
The "Lay All You Like" Game of the Year:
To give you a translation to some of my lingo, the "Lay All You Like" games are the ones that it does not matter what the point spread is, you are betting one side. Example last year, was the Washington-USC game. The spread was 41. Everyone and their mother's bet USC. That game this year has a twist to it. October 25th, Boise St. is playing at Hawaii.
Now, for the true, sick degenerate, the home Hawaii football game is called "The Bailout Game". Thats, because, on the East Coast, it is played at Midnight, and you have a shot at winning back whatever you lost all day long! And you know ESPN is gonna televise it. Boise St can be a 30 point favorite in this game, lay all ya like!
Vegas is dreading this game.........your loyal local bookie may just take this game off the board. We don't know yet..........
Predictions of Conference Winners:
ACC: Virgina Tech
Big East: Seriously, who cares, some High School teams in Texas could win this Conf. this year. I will flip a coin.... eh, it landed on South Florida.
Big Ten: Penn St.
Big 12: Oklahoma St. Thats right, I am bucking the trend!!!!!!
Pac-10: California
SEC: Florida
Rose Bowl: Penn St-California
Fiesta Bowl: Texas-Oregon
Sugar Bowl: Alabama-TCU
Orange Bowl: Va-Tech-South Florida
National Title Game: Florida over Oklahoma St.
The Dynasty has begun...........
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